Jude Law: A Man and His Scary Beard

Actor Jude Law recently received a makeover for an upcoming movie, and in that makeover he grew a beard that can be known throughout history as, "The beard that scared his kids". During the course of facial hair history, there have been weird beards, sexy sideburns, and manly mustaches. But even Jude Law can't compare with Tom Selleck, Sam Elliot, Kimbo Slice, and ZZ Top. But on the other hand, he can compare with Jeff the Killer, Slenderman, and WHO WAS PHONE in how easy it is to scare small children. One day, Jude Law was picking up his kids from school and when his kids walked out and  received a scare. Apparently Law grew facial hair in a day for a movie and his kids were too horrified to have him meet their friends. "My kids banned me from collecting them from school unless I was wearing a hat and hid," said Jude Law. He also said that his oldest son was teaching him street slang to make him seem cooler. But unfortunately he stopped because it made him feel 'b**ody ridiculous'.  That all goes to show that bearded men are clearly superior at being men to the point where kids will empty their bowels at the sight of them.

http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/2012-09-11/news-interviews/33762367_1_rafferty-actor-jude-law-street-slang