Miss New York Crowned Miss America 2013

23-year-old Mallory Hagan from Brooklyn, New York was crowned Miss America on January 12, 2013 at Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino in Las Vegas. She beat out 13,000 other contestants including the pageants first contestant with Autism and another with Tourettes. She won with her talent of tap-dancing to James Brown's 'Get Up Off Of That Thing' in Las Vegas and answered the on-stage question about armed guards in schools. Hagan was crowned with Miss South Carolina Ali Rogers as first runner up and Miss Oklahoma Alicia Clifton as second runner up. She was crowned with her silver crown and was awarded with a $50,000 scholarship.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2261605/Miss-America-2013-crowned-Mallory-Hagan-wins-speaking-armed-guards-schools.html

Lenovo Launches New Gaming Desktop

Lenovo, the Chinese computer giants, are entering the gaming market by introducing the Erazer X700. This stylish new desktop computer will have the specs of a god computer. It will include the new Intel i7 Extreme processor, 32 Gigabytes of RAM, 4 Terabytes of hard drive space, and will support the AMD CrossFireX dual graphics technology. It will also include built in liquid cooling, which used to be only available to dedicated PC builders. The system will feature the brand new overclocking system, which can be used with a single button. This computer will be one of the more powerful gaming desktops available.

YouTube Video Shocks Many

A YouTube video was uploaded January 2 that actually didn't involve a dancing Korean, a flying pop-tart cat that's pooping rainbows, or some indecisive girl who wasn't sure if she wanted you to call her. This video is of a Syrian execution and *SPOILER ALERT* is very graphic. This video shows a Assad Militia holding a group of men hostage in a corner. The militia is holding assault rifles and the captives have their shirts over their heads to cover their eyes. The militia releases a few of the men and but still holds a few captive. Two militia members whips out knives and starts slicing the remaining men's back. A victim falls to the ground and the militia starts violently slicing and stabbing the others man's back and sides and he then falls to the ground. The third man has a brick thrown at his head and collapses. They are then covered in rubble and the militia says then says, "For God's eyes and your Lord, O Bashar".

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/02/syria-execution-video-stabbing-stoning-assad-militia_n_2395322.html#slide=1901691

2013: The Year We Have "Zuck'd Up"

2013 is almost upon us and we can definitely say that the United States has "Zuck'd Up", or at least Mark Zuckerberg thinks so when he will copyright the term "Zuck'd Up". Bravo, the popular TV channel, will create a new show known as The Real Housewives of Langley, a show including everyone involved in the General Patraeus scandal. It will get pulled after four episodes for being "too hot for cable". Honey Boo Boo will become an US ambassador in Israel, where she will fix every problem with Cheese-balls and Go Go Juice. NSYNC will make a comeback without Justin Timberlake, mainly because he has forgotten anything that had to do with them. Jesus will present himself to Tim Tebow and tell him that he is in fact a Packers fan. Mitt Romney will gain 400 pounds after keeping his emotions from the election bottled up inside. He will lose most of it with Paul Ryan's "Total Frat Bod" workout. On the same note, Paul Ryan's abs will be named 2013's Sexiest Man Alive, making it the first body part instead of man to win.

Man Charged With Murder Six Months Later

Devon Epps was charged with murder when he was evicted from his home. But this charge is not the same as some would think. Epps murdered his girlfriend, Veronica Jones, six months ago and she has been missing ever since. When he was evicted authorities found the body stashed in the bathtub. But as grisly as it sounds, it gets even worse. The body was badly decayed and falling apart. The body was bludgeoned with a medal pedestal, raped, and stabbed 32 times. According to authorities the face was beaten beyond recognition. "It's morbid, disgusting," said Jones' brother "I'm horrified by the experience my sister went through." 

Tumblr Falls Victim to Internet Trolls

In yet another attack on various websites, Tumblr fell victim to Internet Trolls. These trolls, known as the GNAA, attacked their unsuspecting victims last Monday. The victims of this racist, unforgiving assault include the Verge, Reuters, and 8,600 other Tumblr accounts. It was found offensive on many levels, calling people "F*****g Worthless, Contrived, Bourgeoisie, Self-Congratulating, and Decadent B******t." Also telling them to "Drink Bleach and Die." As most may know this so called "threat" comes from the recent bullying/suicide incident involving Amanda Todd. This was sent out to Tumblr users using a JavaScript exploit. If the message was deleted, so was your account. This is not new to the internet, an attack on this scale could be dated back to 2008 when a anonymous troll trolled Oprah Winfrey on National Television using the show's online forum. So all-in-all, successful troll is successful.

Sandy Island Doesn't Really Exist

A sizable, uninhabited island in the South Pacific was the center of attention in Google Maps recently. It could be said it had the attention because the island was there. Sandy Island doesn't really exist but it showed up on Google Maps off the coast of New Caledonia in the South Pacific. Called Sandy Island by scientists and Sable Island by others, this isle was spotted on Google Maps but it hasn't existed since 1908, according to a 1908 ocean chart. "It's on Google Earth and other maps so we went to check and there was no Island. We're really puzzled. It's quite bizarre," said geologist Maria Seton. If one is to search for this island, it would appear as a dark mass northeast of New Caledonia. If this island actually exists, it would fall in French territorial waters. So if people were to go to this island, they would more than likely find the cast of "Lost".