2013: The Year We Have "Zuck'd Up"

2013 is almost upon us and we can definitely say that the United States has "Zuck'd Up", or at least Mark Zuckerberg thinks so when he will copyright the term "Zuck'd Up". Bravo, the popular TV channel, will create a new show known as The Real Housewives of Langley, a show including everyone involved in the General Patraeus scandal. It will get pulled after four episodes for being "too hot for cable". Honey Boo Boo will become an US ambassador in Israel, where she will fix every problem with Cheese-balls and Go Go Juice. NSYNC will make a comeback without Justin Timberlake, mainly because he has forgotten anything that had to do with them. Jesus will present himself to Tim Tebow and tell him that he is in fact a Packers fan. Mitt Romney will gain 400 pounds after keeping his emotions from the election bottled up inside. He will lose most of it with Paul Ryan's "Total Frat Bod" workout. On the same note, Paul Ryan's abs will be named 2013's Sexiest Man Alive, making it the first body part instead of man to win.