One-Way Tickets To Mars Beginning in 2022

A Dutch company known as Mars One will send colonizers to Mars beginning 2022. U.S. applicants may apply for $38 via video application. This journey will be a one-way journey, so the volunteers will never return to Earth. "It's likely that there will be a crematorium," said CEO Bas Lansdorp, "It's up to the people on Mars to decide what to do with their dead." The biggest obstacles are the financial ones, but the $38 fee may cover most costs. If the volunteers arrive after seven months of travel, they will face a long, lonely life of danger. It will also smell bad because showering with water is no longer an option.

http://www.12newsnow.com/story/22106041/a-one-way-ticket-to-mars-apply-now

Daft Punk Shatters Records

Daft Punk's new album 'Random Access Memories' has another month until it's released but one of it's songs has shattered the records for most listened to. 'Get Lucky' featuring Pharrell Williams and Nile Rodgers has released on April 19, 2013 and is now the most listened to song online. It is the first song from the French duo's new album and it's the first in over six years. In the UK, "Get Lucky" broke the record for most streamed in 24 hours and is number three on the charts. In the US, it toppled Macklemore's 'Thrift Shop' from the top spot and replaced Justin Timberlake's 'Pusher Lover Girl' for most streamed in 24 hours. It sold over 50,000 copies in 48 hours. It is said that 'Get Lucky' is this year's biggest song.


http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/daft-punk-break-record-for-moststreamed-track-on-spotify-with-new-single-get-lucky-8583094.html

Man Protests Being Deported

A man in Leigh, Greater Manchester spent more than 16 hours in a tree. He was in the tree because he was protesting his deportation. Investigators say he climbed the tree around 8:40 pm and spent the night in the tree. Eyewitnesses say that firefighters tried to talk the man out of the tree but the man only climbed higher into the tree. Around 12:40 the next day the man was helped out of the tree into a aerial platform and then detained under the Mental Health Act. The whole street, Holden Road, was closed throughout this incident. The man's name has not been released.








http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/10351389.Man_stuck_up_a_tree_for_12_hours/?ref=mmsp

Now We Need An Arrow Control Ban

Tough-guy bouncer James Bowling was shot by an arrow in the shoulder. He describes the sound of the arrow flying out of the woods as a sizzling sound. The 36-year-old strip club bouncer was pierced by an arrow as he checked his phone. "My first theory would be that it was a disgruntled customer," said James to ABC affiliate WATE 6. Burly-B, as he is knowm on the job, was shot around 3:30 a.m. As he felt the pain radiate down, he pulled the arrow out and kept on working. He said he would like to crack the person who made him the bull's-eye.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/10/arrow-strip-club-bouncer-james-bowling_n_3051635.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Elven Is Next Best Language

Tella enquie, edan sintarim weere tanya i' lammen en' edhel noldo a' queduva. Ron ere' qued edhel sii'. I' apanonar ier avari a' qued i' lammen en' edan oio au'. Ron sakkate de ai' parm en' i' lammen en' edhel ron ero varo. Ron weero tanya i' lammen en' apanonar aa' il quenuva oio  au'. Ron mono nir' ithil istimo sina lammen ar' caelo mono sai' coiasira assa annonio a' winya yestao. I' apanonar cael teno sai' delotha, ananta ron istimo ilya en' ta beth ed' beth. Ron belo nir' n'at gwaith a' istim sina vanima. Sina saes nir' gwaith ya ier hildors en' I' Heru En' I' Kormar.